Vincent Van Goghâs birthday is coming up March 30th, and I sure wish heâd eaten more bacon, the ultimate âfeel goodâ food. Â Van Gogh spent most of his short life lonely, impoverished and certifiably mad, with self-mutilating behaviors that included burning his fingers, cutting off part of his ear, killing his brain cells with absinthe, and ending it all at age 37 with a gun.
Would bacon have made everything better? Hard to say, but itâs certainly possible.   As discussed in depth here, bacon could have increased his Vitamin D levels, improved his fatty acid profile, helped his body detoxify turpentine, aided his attempts to quit absinthe, stabilized his blood sugar, stopped the mood swings, reduced anxiety, enhanced his coping skills and even him helped him sleep. Whatâs more, baconâs salt and savory sweetness could have reduced any feelings of deprivation and lack.
Van Gogh though preferred not to eat meat. In W. H. Audenâs 1961 book Van Gogh: A Self-Portrait; Letters Revealing His Life as a Painter, we learn he would eat only a âlittle morsel on Sundays, and then only after being urged by our landlady for a long time.  Four potatoes with a suspicion of gravy and a mouthful of vegetable constituted his whole dinner.â  No wonder he was mentally and physically malnourished.  Vegans, I suppose, will claim the fault lay in that âlittle morselâ of meat and the âsuspicion of gravy.â
Would Van Gogh have been pleased to see âStarry Night,â his most famous work, swirling about the internet in a version done with strips of bacon? Probably not, but the good news is if heâs rolling in his grave, he might get up and start painting again.  As for the rest of us, laughter is good medicine, an invitation not to take ourselves too seriously, and a much needed reminder that bacon the âfeel goodâ food might be just the thing to support our inner pig.
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Dirk says
There is a controversial article in the December 2014 issue of Vanity Fair about Van Gogh. While he was indeed ridiculed where ever he lived and did in fact mutilate his own ear, the researchers assert he did not commit suicide with a gun. He was shot by a local teenage boy.